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I'M LEAVING DEVIANTART

Tue Dec 22, 2009, 4:39 AM
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Reading: Les Amitiés Particulières


Until the 30th. Christmas in Portugal.

I have no scanner or regular internet access so I probably won't be posting much :v will hopefully draw a lot (and maybe write? Does anyone want some writin'?) due to boredom and finish some books I've got laying about here. Pre-emptive Merry Christmas in case I can't post on the day itself (I'd say 'and Happy Hannukah' but that finished a couple of days ago :c did you get nice things).
Tchuss :heart:

Alright

Mon Dec 21, 2009, 7:09 AM
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Reading: Les Amitiés Particulières


Which one of you guys posted my stuff on 4chan >:c I'd like to not get trolled to infinity in the foreseeable future please.

Commissions

Thu Dec 17, 2009, 12:13 PM
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Reading: Les Amitiés Particulières


Hello children!
So, you might remember I made a journal like way back about Commissions. Anyone still interested?
This isn’t a normal commission thing though, it’s more of a trial run to see if I’m okay with it and if there’s interest. As such, I won’t be keeping any of the money for myself. Yep. Instead, commissions will be open in February (since it’s a relatively quiet month school-wise) and all proceeds will go to an AIDS research fund. I think it’s win-win: you get VLADPIX and AIDS research gets money. I’ll be putting in part of the money I’ll receive for Christmas, and I think we can make a pretty good donation if we all do our bit (that is, I draw and you provide da dough, capiche?)
I tried to make the commissions not too expensive, so if you don’t buy those two cans of coke you can probably buy one. Sorry it’s a bit more expensive, Americans, but our economy’s doing a bit better :v
If this works out I’ll do it for a month every year and the other months will be me whoring myself out for money. Sob.
Commission information:

:bulletred: Type of Commissions:

Add one Euro (1.45$) per extra character. Please don’t exploit this by asking for like twenty people on one page. I’d do it but I’d cry salty tears all the while.

Sketch:
Bust: 3 Euro (~4.30$) [link]
Rubber People Cartoony Things: 3 Euro (~4.30$) [link]
Full Body: 5 Euro (~7.20$) [link]
More complex scenes, like fighting or general interactions that go beyond ‘holding a cup of coffee’ or something (ask in note if uncertain), including background: 10 Euro (~14.30$)

Inked:
Bust: 3.50 Euro (~5$) [link] (except bigger, of course)
Rubber People Cartoony Things: 3.50 Euro (~5$) [link]
Full Body: 5.50 Euro (~7.80$)
More Complex Scenes: 11 Euro (~15.70$)

Coloured (CG and Copics): (please specify whether you want cell shaded or smooth. If you want flat colours, then the price is the same as in the Inked section)
Bust: 4 Euro (~5.80$) [link]
Rubber People Cartoony Things: 4.50 Euro (~6.45$) [link]
Full Body: 7 Euro (~10$) [link] (with extra person, so this would cost 8 euro)
More Complex Scenes: 15 Euro (~20$) [link]

Realistic Pencil Portraits: 3.50 Euro (~4.30$) [link]
These are a bit harder but since I’m not very good at them the price isn’t high.

:bulletred: Paypal only for now.
I’ll try to set up a P.O. box or something but for now I don’t feel comfortable giving out my address to random people for a few Euro.

:bulletred: Payment Method
First, send me a note, with the title ‘Commission’, or something to that effect, with your request and references, photos, special notes, etc if needed. Once you get my first reply, I’d appreciate if you paid me, and then I’ll start work. Since the prices are and will remain pretty low until I get better, I’m not doing anything like ‘half-upfront, half after I’m done’ yet.
I’m usually very forgetful, but I promise that if you give me your money I will make your request a priority. I’d never forgive myself if not. Feel free to note me if you want to know the status of your piece.
If you want the original, I’ll be glad to send it, but I will ask you to cover the sending fee, which shouldn’t be too much since I’ll send a piece of paper :v I’ll purchase the envelope myself, of course. I’ll tell you how much the sending will cost (if you’re American though it might cost more than the commission itself, just saying)

:bulletred: What I won’t do:
- Animals: love the little buggers, but I’m terrible at drawing them. I wouldn’t want to cheat you out of your money. You can ask for anthros/furries, but I can’t guarantee a good result. Seriously.
- Paedophilia: that means shota/loli. I don’t care if you like it, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable doing it.
- Fetishes like vore, inflation, pregnancy, coprophilia, etc: again, what you like is no business of mine, but these just make me feel a bit squirmy, sorry. Note me if you're not sure whether I'll draw something involving your fetish.
- Machines: Again, I’m terrible at this.
- Some other things I can’t list off the top of my head, note me if you’re uncertain.

GUYS

Thu Dec 17, 2009, 4:16 AM
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: SNOW
  • Reading: SNOW
  • Watching: SNOW
  • Playing: WITH SNOW
  • Eating: SNOW
  • Drinking: SNOW


IT'S SNOWING

EEEE

I'M STILL GETTING USED TO IT SINCE FOR LIKE TWO OR THREE YEARS IN A ROW IT DIDN'T SNOW AT ALL AND NOW IT'S STARTING TO BE REGULAR AGAIN

Can't wait to wake up to a beautiful white scenery, then curse the hell out of it when I have to waddle and slip outside. Sigh :heart:

attacked by a man with a souvenir

Wed Dec 16, 2009, 6:52 AM
  • Mood: Passionate
  • Listening to: Delusions of Grandeur - Pet Shop Boys
  • Reading: Les Amitiés Particulières


'Mr Berlusconi thanked well-wishers on Tuesday, saying: "Thanks to all of the many who sent me messages of support and affection. I say to all of you, stay calm and happy. Love always triumphs over hate and envy."'
Guess they didn't hurl that model Milan Cathedral hard enough to knock the smug out of him.

I propose we create a fund to hurl national objects at all country leaders who deserve it. Someone design tiny Juche and Eiffel towers, Kremlins and Mt Rushmores.

ps: this is also very much still on the table. I would pay good money to see a flying dick at a Putin rally just for the look on his face. Bonus points if you get close to the man (not that he's not used to it but). Hint hint, Russians. Hint hint.

EDIT: After Obama was elected he said "I will try to help relations between Russia and the United States where a new generation has come to power. I don't see problems for Medvedev to establish good relations with Obama because he is young, handsome and even tanned, therefore I think that a good cooperation can be developed."
Disregarding for a second the obvious retardedness of calling a black guy 'tan', what's he implying here. Ah yes, Medvedev, famed for his affinity for handsome young men

Journal History

Steve








If I were to hypothetically make a limited print of stickers and/or shirts, would you hypothetically buy any? (hypothetically.) 

42%
30 deviants said Both!
34%
24 deviants said I'm Scrooge irl >:c *beats up crippled child*
15%
11 deviants said Only some stickers.
8%
6 deviants said Only a shirt.

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